About Us
At Quantom Bagels Co., we blend cutting-edge quantom physics with artisanal bagel-making. Our bagels aren’t just delicious—they’re revolutionary. By using our proprietary Bagel Superposition™ technology, each bagel exists in multiple states of freshness until the moment you bite into it. This ensures maximum taste, every time. Yes, we know we misspelled the word 'Quantum'.
Our Products
- The Schrodinger Special™: Is it plain? Is it everything? Taste to find out!
- Einstein’s Energy Bagel™: E=mc2 (Energy = Mouthful x Craving2)
- The Multiverse Bagel™: Every possible topping, all at once.
Meet the Team
Dr. Bagelia S. Crustington
Chief Quantum Dough Engineer, PhD in Bagel Particle Physics.
Torvald Schmearstrom
CTO (Chief Topping Officer), inventor of Cream Cheese 2.0.
Karen Krumbly
Head of Bagel Ethics, previously at NASA.
White Paper
Dive into the science behind our revolutionary bagels. Download our white paper: “Bagel Superposition: The Nexus of Quantum Physics and Breakfast Delight”
Contact Us
Got a question about our quantom bagels? Want to place a bulk order for your next paradox party?
Email us at: myselioniscool@gmail.com
Showcase
Here is an image taken as a showcase of one of our products, The Multiverse Bagel™.
